But just you wait, dear internet... the other day I was in Home Sense and spotted this guy for only $29.99:
It came with the blue shade on the left, but I'm planning on swapping that out for a solid white one like the one on the right (I just stole that one temporarily from my bedroom lamp).
Yes, it's a total knock off but can I justify spending $350 on a lamp? NO. Would my husband have a heart attack if spent $350 lamp? YES. Thank you Jonathan Adler for the inspiration :) and thank you Home Sense for the $29.99 price tag.